1kg Dendrobaenas Subscription (monthly)
£17.00 on the 1st of each month
Dendrobaena worms are sent as a mixed size amount. 1kg of fresh live Dendrobaena worms to be automatically shipped on the 1st of the month (or closest working day).
Not suitable for human or animal consumption.
The Dendrobaena Swagger:
Picture this: You’re at the water’s edge, rod in hand, and there they are— Perky’s Dendros, the James Bonds of the worm world. Sleek, elongated, and ready to charm any fish that crosses their path. Perky Worms exude confidence. They don’t slither; they sashay. Their moves? Smooth as silk. Their mission? To lure in fish like a gourmet chef with a secret recipe.
The Allure of the Dendrobaena Menu:
Imagine you’re a fish. You’ve had your fill of bland, run-of-the-mill meals—those basic earthworms and maggots. But then, out of nowhere, a Perky Dendrobaena lands on your plate. Suddenly, life has flavour! Perky Dendros offer a gourmet selection: “Today’s specials include juicy protein, essential amino acids, and a dash of intrigue.” Fish can’t resist—they’re hooked (pun intended).
The Worm Whisperer’s Secret:
Anglers who wield Perky Dendros possess a secret power—the ability to communicate with fish telepathically. Okay, maybe not telepathically, but it feels that way. As they thread the worm onto the hook, they murmur, “Dear fish, this Dendrobaena is the VIP ticket to Flavour Town. Trust me, it’s the worm equivalent of a Michelin-starred meal.”
The Drama of the Dendrobaena Dance:
When a fish takes the bait, the Dendrobaena performs its signature move—the “Worm Tango.” It wiggles, it jiggles, and the fish can’t look away. The fish thinks, “Is this love? Is this destiny?” Meanwhile, the angler grins, knowing they’ve orchestrated the greatest aquatic romance since Ariel and Prince Eric.
The Grand Finale:
As the fish surfaces, victorious, it whispers to the Perky Dendrobaena, “You complete me.” And the worm, with a wink, replies, “I’m just here for the adventure, darling.” And so, the cycle continues—the eternal dance of fish, worm, and angler. All thanks to the enigmatic, irresistible Dendrobaena. Remember, my dear angler, when you fish with Perky Dendros, you’re not just angling; you’re orchestrating a symphony of taste, desire, and piscatorial drama. Tight lines!
Additional information
Weight | 1 kg |
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